Romance of the 1950s and 1960s Sandy & Burt... Your presence fills my thoughts, Sandy... I can’t get you off my mind... We should take this a bit slower, Burt... However, if you provide us with your financial statement, credit report, and background search, we can expedite the process...You know, the way hard money lenders do it.  It’s about us understanding each other’s needs and capabilities. A good FICO score goes a long way in a girl’s mind.  Also, a credit card in my name would be helpful... It’s a girl’s assurance policy that you will be a reliable provider, Burt.  And hey, let’s not forget the humor in these dating expectations; it’s all part of the fun, right?