Relaxing On The Beach... I enjoy relaxing on the beach and soaking up the sunshine with a good drink in hand... Then, I occasionally stroll along the coast, looking for a tree or fire hydrant to relieve myself... much to the amusement of the onlookers, I’m sure!  It rejuvenates me for tomorrow’s hard day at the office.  Being a good lap dog and sitting quietly on my blanket refreshes me, and I feel refreshed and ready for the day ahead.  I sit beside you because I seek physical affection and enjoy your company... You are not just my owner but also my best friend, a source of affection, entertainment, stability, and food.  I feel bad sometimes when I see you work like a dog, from The Book, The Art Of The Woof, and depending on the dog, Arf, Arf.